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poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
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mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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Gatsby to Tom: I fucked your bitch old sport
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attractive friend: ugh im so ugly
me: well what the fuck does that make me then
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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Glasgow, Scotland
Rye, NY, USA
Rio, Brazil
Izmir, Turkey
Aberdeen, Scotland
Manchester, England
Albuquerque, USA
Spokane, WA, USA
Oxford, AL, USA
Leeds, England
Cologne , Germany
Vihti, Finland
Kontula, Helsinki, Finland
Schmelz, Saarland, Germany
Paris, France
Nakhon Sawan, Thailand
Tórshavn, Faroe Islands
Manila, Philippines
Minneapolis, USA
Essen, Germany
Athens, Greece
Buenos Aires,Argentina
Weaverville, NC, USA
Durham, NC, USA
Columbia, SC, USA
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i'm so addicted to you. i just can't fight it...
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unde-niya-ble: Sometimes I forget male bodied individuals and heterosexuals exist on tumblr. ..And in real life. I do too…and I AM one
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 
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Honesty Hour
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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mattbellamysfolds: “if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’ “if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!” “if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!” “if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
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kalories: i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
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For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
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